早年流亡海外，總有d洋鬼子分唔出日本、韓國、中國人(大撚把美國人世界地圖都唔識睇，更莫講分中國、香港)
對佢地黎講，冚巴冷黃皮膚、眼細；女既淫，男既鵪春既就叫亞洲人。而又好神奇地佢地又識分ABC同所謂International Students既分別。屌，你估個個ABC都係古銅色肌膚，十零分界，開口埋口 "You know...I was like..."架咩？
於是乎同新相識既，總會問一句 "Where are you from?"
我地總會好自豪咁答一句 "We are from Hong Kong!"
係啊，係Hong Kong唔撚同China。
有d世界觀既就會自問自答 "I always wonder why Hong Kong people say they are from Hong Kong not China; I bet it's like New Yorkers always saying we are from New York, not US?"
先唔好講Hong Kong定China既問題，人地咁問基本上你都會答你個「Country/City of Origin」。我諗正常一個人去完馬爾代夫旅行都唔會話自己from Maldives掛；屌你唔通Armstrong話自己from the Moon咩。
之但係咁，(有d人覺得)係外國讀完書海龜呢，係特別巴撚閉既。
喂仲要用時下最興既Instagram喎，About Me 一定要大撚大隻字寫住From Seattle。
我睇到真係笑而不語。
唔通d女睇到你From Seattle就會成地水？唔通你係Seattle海龜連屙篤屎都香d？
可能係我問題，我從來都唔覺得係外國讀過下書、浸完咸水番黎有幾撚巴撚閉。番到黎香港咪同其他人起點一樣，一樣咁食飯一樣咁搵工。你唔係以為個employer見到你 From Seattle, From New York, From L.A. 就會覺得你高人一等下話？
你係個邊讀左幾年書就在外認祖歸宗？
From Seattle？你間U係Seattle揸車去都要6個鐘啊大佬！
